July 2011
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Every girl has 5 personalities (my version)
onenonlyricha: 1. How she acts at school 2. How she acts around her friends 3. How she acts around her family 4. How she acts when she’s with him 5. How she acts when she’s alone So truthful. Then some wonder why it’s hard to figure us out. We just arent simple.
Jul 3rd
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May 2011
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MobiKwik - Mobile Recharge Made Easier
Have you ever hated that cruel moment; in the middle of the night may be or when on a move; when you suddenly ran out of balance and couldn’t have a recharge point anywhere? MobiKwik can recharge your mobile from ANYWHERE at ANYTIME. You register & add some balance to it (like we put in wallet) and you are done. Now you can use that balance to recharge any mobile number (like the...
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November 2010
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May 2010
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“Christopher Gardner: Hey. Don’t ever let somebody tell you… You can’t do...”
– The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) - Memorable quotes (via pratyush)
May 28th
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Ramayana, as narrated by a US Kid !!!
pratyush: sathyabhat: LOL. ——- Original Message ——- From: SANJAY BARIK Ramayana, as narrated by a US Kid!!! A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it… ” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a...
May 19th
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April 2010
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Ramayan on Facebook >:) →
Apr 30th
Bhajji will be out of MI next IPL season →
pratyush: ROFLMAO!!!
Apr 23rd
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November 2009
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Nov 16th
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October 2009
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Oct 13th
Can you sell a dead donkey?
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.  The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night.”  Kenny replied: “Well then, just give me my money back.”  The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”  Kenny said: “OK then,...
Oct 13th
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August 2009
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July 2009
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A brief accurate description of World War II
Written by Urban Dictionary ZoundryDocument Germany invades Czechoslovakia. Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit. Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.) Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off. Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the...
Jul 27th
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World's Best Hotel Beds !!! →
Jul 6th
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Lessons in Logic !!!
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate; but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. Practice makes perfect. But nobody’s perfect……so why practice? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ...
Jul 6th
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Unmarried girl
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared……..She confides this “news” to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very...
Jul 6th
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June 2009
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May 2009
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May 24th
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“If there is Brangelina; Saifeena; AbhiAsh; so do Ranbir and Deepika become...”
– faltoo
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“RT @centerofright: India is not secular becoz muslims want it to be, It is becoz...”
– faltoo
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April 2009
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Apr 27th
“If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life. -...”
Apr 26th
North Indian Girls Vs. South Indian Girls
***WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE: A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her...
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you...”
– Maureen Dowd (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via reema) (via pratyush)
Apr 24th
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“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in...”
– George Bernard Shaw (via abhishekmittal) (via reema)
Apr 15th
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