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It's Hilarious.... Everyone asks me why i smoke so much ???

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:35:45 +0530

It's Hilarious.... Everyone asks me why i smoke so much ???

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Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:33:25 +0530

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This is ART !!!

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:17:08 +0530

This is ART !!!

Can you sell a dead donkey?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:57:18 +0530

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died last night.” Kenny replied: “Well then, just give me my money back.” The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Kenny said: “OK then, just unload the donkey..”
The farmer asked: “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.” (Note: To raffle is to sell a
thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the
same amount for a ticket) Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened
with that dead donkey?” Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets
at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.” Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.”

Hurt Tummy

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:37:50 +0530

Hurt Tummy

India Gate at morning..

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:31:07 +0530

India Gate at morning..

Childhood Days…………….. (Why...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:30:33 +0530

Childhood Days…………….. (Why can’t dey return !!!)

A brief accurate description of World War II

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:04:00 +0530

Written by Urban Dictionary

ZoundryDocument

Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don’t do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, ’cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK’s spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

‘Some of the World War II guys in ‘Call of Duty’ have, like, foreign accents… what’s up with that?’

World's Best Hotel Beds !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:37:40 +0530

World's Best Hotel Beds !!!

Lessons in Logic !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:37:00 +0530

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate;
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody’s perfect……so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa. [And there’s PayPal too.]

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

“Your future depends on your dreams” So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk!

“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn !

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.

Poor Gal : NO DOGS, NO BICYLES, NO SWIMMING !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:36:45 +0530

Poor Gal :

NO DOGS, NO BICYLES, NO SWIMMING !!!

Go jump !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:23:13 +0530

Go jump !!!

What a powerful way to depict global warming !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:22:00 +0530

What a powerful way to depict global warming !!!

Unmarried girl

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:18:47 +0530

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared……..She confides this “news” to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,

“You can try again!

Love is like Pi !!!

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:56:00 +0530

Love is like Pi !!!

Look !!!

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:53:09 +0530

Look !!!

Move On !!!

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:45:53 +0530

Move On !!!

The World According to the Americans =)

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:07:00 +0530

The World According to the Americans =)

Each face is made by arranging an article of clothing !!!

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:07:00 +0530

Each face is made by arranging an article of clothing !!!

Foggy Dubai: Awesome !!!

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:13:00 +0530

Foggy Dubai:

Awesome !!!