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Every girl has 5 personalities (my version)

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 15:26:37 +0530

1. How she acts at school

2. How she acts around her friends

3. How she acts around her family

4. How she acts when she’s with him

5. How she acts when she’s alone

So truthful.

Then some wonder why it’s hard to figure us out. We just arent simple.

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Tue, 24 May 2011 01:34:43 +0530

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angad: What Your Phone Says About You [Graphic]

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 10:38:24 +0530

angad:

What Your Phone Says About You [Graphic]

"Christopher Gardner: Hey. Don’t ever let somebody tell you… You can’t do something. Not even me. All..."

Sat, 29 May 2010 13:02:30 +0530

“

Christopher Gardner: Hey. Don’t ever let somebody tell you… You can’t do something. Not even me. All right?

Christopher: All right.

Christopher Gardner: You got a dream… You gotta protect it. People can’t do somethin’ themselves, they wanna tell you you can’t do it. If you want somethin’, go get it.

”

- The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) - Memorable quotes (via pratyush)

Ramayana, as narrated by a US Kid !!!

Thu, 20 May 2010 12:06:13 +0530

pratyush:

sathyabhat:

LOL. ——- Original Message ——- From: SANJAY BARIK
Ramayana, as narrated by a US Kid!!!
A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it… ” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something… Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so… he decided to get his wife and his bro along… you know…so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit… really man…they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows… so it was fine.
But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed… all the gods were with him… So anyways, you don’t mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys… Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys… just go along with me, ok…
So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta’s ass in his own hood… Anyways, by this time, their time’s up in the forest… and anyways… it gets kinda boring, you know… no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home… and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home… they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice… and they didn’t have any bars or clubs in those days… so they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke… and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also…so it was pretty cooool… you know with all those fireworks…. Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks… and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks… you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started.”
The mother fainted…!

Hahahaha…I wish he narrated Mahabharata too ;) .

Photo

Thu, 20 May 2010 12:05:28 +0530

Ramayan on Facebook >:)

Sat, 01 May 2010 01:42:34 +0530

Ramayan on Facebook >:)

Bhajji will be out of MI next IPL season

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:53:36 +0530

Bhajji will be out of MI next IPL season:

pratyush:

ROFLMAO!!!

(via abhishekmittal)

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:33:25 +0530

(via abhishekmittal)

This is ART !!!

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:17:08 +0530

This is ART !!!

Can you sell a dead donkey?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:57:18 +0530

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died last night.” Kenny replied: “Well then, just give me my money back.” The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Kenny said: “OK then, just unload the donkey..”
The farmer asked: “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.” (Note: To raffle is to sell a
thing by lottery - draw lot - to a group of people each paying the
same amount for a ticket) Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened
with that dead donkey?” Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets
at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.” Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.”

India Gate at morning..

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:31:07 +0530

India Gate at morning..

Childhood Days…………….. (Why...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:30:33 +0530

Childhood Days…………….. (Why can’t dey return !!!)

A brief accurate description of World War II

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:04:00 +0530

Written by Urban Dictionary

ZoundryDocument

Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don’t do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, ’cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK’s spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

‘Some of the World War II guys in ‘Call of Duty’ have, like, foreign accents… what’s up with that?’

World's Best Hotel Beds !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:37:40 +0530

World's Best Hotel Beds !!!

Lessons in Logic !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:37:00 +0530

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate;
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody’s perfect……so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa. [And there’s PayPal too.]

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

“Your future depends on your dreams” So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk!

“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn !

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.

Poor Gal : NO DOGS, NO BICYLES, NO SWIMMING !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:36:45 +0530

Poor Gal :

NO DOGS, NO BICYLES, NO SWIMMING !!!

Go jump !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:23:13 +0530

Go jump !!!

What a powerful way to depict global warming !!!

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:22:00 +0530

What a powerful way to depict global warming !!!

Unmarried girl

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:18:47 +0530

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared……..She confides this “news” to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,

“You can try again!